A Typical Widow

"And how long," he asked, "have yow been a widow?" "Oh," she replied, with a blush, "the year was up yesterday. But, Indeed, I didn't suppcse you ■ were so anxious, dearest. You must give me at least a month to get ready." When he got outstde again he murmured to himself: "Now I know what old Weller meant." -