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Wliat Tommy Said. Uncle John - Well, what doyou mean tobe when you get to be a man? Little Tommy(promptly)- A doctor, like pa. Uncle John (quizzicallv)- Indead: and which do you intend tobe, an allopath or a homoeopath? Little Tommy- I don 't .know what them awíul bi? words mean, Uncle John; but that don't make no difference, , cause I ain't goin' to be either of em. I'm just goin' tn be a family doctor an' give all my patients Hood's Sarsaparilla, 'cau3o my pa says that if he is a doctor, he's 'bliged to own up that Hood's Sarsaparilla is the best family medicine he ever saw in his life.