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Small Boy - "What'll I do with this money bank?" Mamma - "Put it away, of course. It has a dollar In it that your aunt gave you, and some change your pa and I put in." "Not now. There isn't any money in it now. I spent it." "Spent it? What did you do that for?" "Why, the minister preached so hard against hordin' up riches, that I got converted and spent what I had." -