By A Confirmed Bachelor

Men pray inore for their wives than they let on. No girl ever respects a man much till hc haa made her lose her temper. Firmness is what a man has kimsell and stubbornness is what nis wife has. It's a funny thing that the sweetest girls you meet will put pepper and salt on a piece of cantaloupe without any sense of shame. If a girl forgot herselí and said her prayers before she got into the bath tub she would get even by not saying them again at night. Nothing will make a man's throat eel better so quick as to find he has íeen sucking a suspender button for 3fteen minutes instcad of cough