'Might Do Well To Keep Her'

Editor,. The News pJ I read with amazement the allegálions published concerning t h a t sloe-eyed Bautista beauty. If her "vita" is a pack of lies, it is still au imaginative document, and the Ann Arbor Public Schools might do w e 1 1 to keep her. What the school board desperately nêeds is someone to concoct a believable story about the Ann Arbor Public Schools, and sell it to local residents. Perhaps if she were given a raise, she might consent to replace the current public relations officer. f iffT assume she will be fired. And she will be better off. She certainly realizes there are many professions for which the ability to concoct a pack of lies is the ultímate credential. I predict she will go far in advertising, sales, or politics, and will, in retrospect, only feel the pinch of her paltry 20 grand here. When I say "better luck next time", I hardly know whether to address the board, that ultra-liberated Ms., or poor Dr. McPh. who has enough troubles.