He Had Had Too Much Horse

[Image Description: A print of a formally dressed man engaging a woman who's seated in the corner of some type of gathering]

Miss Sistare (to Parisian nobleman) - Are you fond of horses, Count de Boulevard? 
Count de Boulevard (hoisting his shoulder blades) - Vell, I zink I likes the roas' bif bettaire. I eats trop de horse in ze siege de Paris. - Texas Siftings.