Two Educational Systems

Tramp (some years hence) - I see yon belong to a college society So do I. Can't you lend me a dime? 
Man of Wealth - Yes, I am a graduate of Y ale and l make $10,000 a year as a base ball pitcher Here. take this $5 bill and get a square meal. What college did you attend?"
"I am a graduate of Harvard. They don't teach baseball at Harvard. Thanks." -Omaha World