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Parent Issue
Day
5
Month
October
Year
1888
Copyright
Public Domain
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TRY IT YOURSELF. "It is of no use to argut the question, Philip, I am neither stubborn noropinionated, I have simply had a lesson that will last a lifetime." "Look here Jack! you are like somt old bachelor that has been jilted by one woman and goesabout declaringallwomenarefalse." "Not at all! my brother Charley died of Bright's disease, brought or. by 'jsing one of these so called 'blood purifiers' - the kind you see attractively advertised in every nook and corner. It contains iodide of potassiura, a drug useful in extreme cases when cautiously given undtr a doctor's supervisión ,but deathdealing to all who take it in quantity, iyour brother bad died under such circumstances, you would hate patent medicines as I do." "1 do dislike the name of that mis called 'blood purifier," for I have heard a first class physician say it is the cause of half the cases of Bright's disease in the country, and it is strange the proprietors have not been prosecuted for selling it. But I was recommending Vinegar Bitters and that does not contain any mineral, narcotic or other hurtful drug." "On, nobody supposes that old woman's remedy will hurt anybody; the question is will it cure anything? l'd as soon think of taking some of my grandmother's herb tea." "You would be better oft', Jack, if you had some of that tea to tone up your system now, instead of taking a lass of brandy to make you s eep one night and perhaps a bottle of beer the next." "Is this a temperance lecture, Phil?" "No, it is a Vinegar Bitters lecture. I've taken the medicine more or less for fifteen years, and 'ook the world over, you will not find a healthier man than I am." ""Wh.it is all this nonsense about old style and new style Vinegar Bitters; are they different. 'Yes, the old style looks like coffee with milk in, the new style like coffee without milk. The man who made the old style for twenty years - a practical chemist - made a milder, pleasanter preparation, adding to it here, and taking from it there, until he produced, my wife says, the finest medicine ever made. It cured her of constipation, and it cures the children of hives and all the little ailmenf; they ever have. If my wife thinks they have worms, she doses them with old style. We always have both kinds in the house, and together, they keep the doctor away." ''And you insist that the proof of the pudding - " "Is in the eating- precisely. Jack, get a bottle of the old style Vinegar Bitlers - men, I think, prefer old style usually - try it, and you will then be like an old bachelor, who, after railing against women for years, falls in love with a good woman at last. You will say there are good and bad patent medicines, but Vinegar Bitters is the best of the lot." "All right, Pbil, to please you, I'll try it and report resuUs." Only Temperance Bitters Known. VwÜtK A Beautiful Book Fkeb. ADDRESS, R. H. McDONALD DRUG CO., 632 Wasliington St., Xew York.

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Ann Arbor Argus
Old News