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TRY IT YOURSELF. "It is of no use lo argüe the question, Philip, I am neither slubborn noropimonated, I have simply had a lesson that will last a lifetiine." "Look here Jack! you are like somt old bachelor thal has been ji 1 led by One wornan and goes aboul ckclaring all women are false." "Not at all! my brother Charley ded of Brght's Hí brcght ir by Msir.g ane of these so called 'blood purifiers' - the kind you see tttractively adyjr:isea ,n every nook and corner. ' uomairts todide of potassium, 3 drug useiul in extreme cases when cautiously given undcr a doctor's supervisión. but deathdealing to all who take il in quantily. ( your brother had died under such circumstances, you would hate patent medicines as I do." "I do disiike ihc name of ihal mis called 'blood purilier," for I have heard a fírsl class physician say it is the cause of half the cases of Bright's distase in the country, and it is strange the proprietors have not been prosecuted forselling it. Bul I wasrecummending Vinegar Bmers and that doe not contain anr mineral, narcolic or other hurlful drug." "On, nobocly supposes that old woman's remedy will hurt anybody; the question is will it cure anything? i'd as soon think of taking some of my grandmolher's herb tea." "You would be better off. Jack, if you had some of that tta to tone up yuur system now, instead of taking a glass of brantiy to make you s eep one night and perhaps a bottle of beer the next." "Is this a temperance lecture, Phil?" "No, it is a Vinegar Bitters lecture. I've taken the medicine more or less for fifteen years, and look the "orld over, you will not tind a healthier man than 1 am." ''What is all ihis nonsense about old style and new style Vinegar Bitters; are they different. '"Yes, the old style looks like coffee with milk in, the new style like coffee without milk. The man who made the old slyle for tiventy years - a practical chemist - made a milder, pleasanter preparation, adding lo it here, and taking from il there, until he produced, my wife says, the finesl medicine ever made. It cured her of constipation, and it cures the children of hives and all the little ailmenf. they ever have. If my wit'e thinks they have worms, he doses them with old slyle. We always have both kinds in the house, and together, they keep the doctor awoy." 'And you insist that the proof of the pudding - " "Is in the eating - precisely. Jack, get a bottle of the old style Vinegar Bitters- men, I think, prefer old style usually- iry it, and you will then be like an old bachelor, who, after railing agaitnt women for years, falls in love with a good wcman at last. You will say there are good and bad patent medicines, but Vinegar Bitters istle best oí ihe lot." "Allright, Phil, to pleae you, l'll try it and report results." Only Temperance Bitters Kuown. A ÜËAUT1FUL BoOK 1'líEiS. ADDRESS, R. H. McDONALD DRUG CO., 532 Washington St., New York.


Ann Arbor Argus
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