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TRY IT YOURSELF. j 'It oí no use to argue the queslioi . Fhil.p, I am neitlier stubborn noropinionated, 1 have simply had a lesson that wül last a lifetime." "I.ook here Jack! you are like some old bachelor that has been jihed by one womai' and goes about declaring allwomen are falsr." "Not at all! my brolher Charley died of Bright's disease, brought or. by using or e of these so called 'blood purifiers' - the kind you see attractively advert:sed in every nook and corner. It contains iodide of pol.issium, a drug useful in extreme cases when cautiously given under a doctor's supervisión .lmtdeath dealing to all who take it in quantiiy. Wyour brother bad died under such circumstances, you would hate patent medicines as I do.1' "1 do dislike the name of tliat mis called 'blood purifier," for I have bcard a first class physician say it is the cause of half the cases of Bright's disease in the country, and it is strange the propritors h;ive not been prosecuted forselling it. Bul 1 wasrecommending Vinegar Bitters and that doe not contain any minimi, nnrcotic ur other hurtful drug." "On, nobody supposcs that old woman's remedy will' hurt anybody; the question is will it cure anything? l'd as soon think of aking some of my grandmother's herb tea.' "You would be better off, Jack, if you had some of that tea to tone up your system now, instead of taking a glass of brandy to make you s eep one mght and perhaps a bottle of beer the next." "Is this a temperance lecture, Phil?" "No, it is a Vinegar Bitters Jecture. I've taken the medicine more or less for fifteen years, and look the world over, you will not find a healihier man than I am." "Wlat is a,ll this nonsense about old style and new style Vinegar Bitters; are they different. "Yes, the old style looks like coffee with milk in, the new style like coffee without milk. The man who made the old style for twenty years - a practical chemist - made a milder, pleasanter preparation, adding to it here, and taking from it there, until he produced, my wife says, the finesl medicine ever made. It cured her of constipation, and it cures the children of hives and all the hule íiilmeius tliey ever have. If my wife thinks they have worms, i-he doses them with old style. We always have both kinds in the house, and togelher, they keep the doctor away." And you insist that the prooi of the pudding - " "Is in the eating - precisely. Jack, get a bottle of the old Myle Vinegar Bitters - men, I think, prefer old style usually - try it, and you wül then be likc an old bachelor, who, after railing against wornen for years, falls in love with a good woman at last, You will say there are good and bad patent medicines, but Vinegar Bhters is the best of the lot." "All right, Pbil, to please you, 111 try il nd report results." ■ Only Tcmperance Bitterg Known. A Beautiful Book Pkee. ADDRESS, R. H. McDONALD DRUG CO. 532 Washington St., New York.