He Wanted The Earth

"Tbere, sir," said tlie phüanthropist, as ha placed a large fat turkey on the table, "this ís to help you to remember Thanksgiving," "Tbanks, sir- many thauks. And being you are so kind, sir, if you could onJy order ■os a little wood to cook it wi.h and somethiug t or dressing, and a few potatoes and a loaf et bread to go with it, why, sir, I wouldn't gay anytning about our being four raonths back in the rent nor how much good 50 cents in cash would have done us."