The other evening about 6 o'clock a young mau sat in a crowded upbound car apparently asleep. The conductor politely tapped him on the slioulder, and said: "No sleepin' in this ear, young man." "I'm not asleep," wa-i the reply. "Well, you had yo.ur eyesshut." "That's because I don't like to see women stand in a street caí-," was the rejoindcr.