A Combination Sure To Win

A Combination Sure to Win.

When the three men met on the street corner it was unanimously decided that something should be done to "raise the wind," and the tall man thought he had the proper plan.

"You've got a good pair of lungs," he said to the heavy set man.

"I can make myself heard a mile," said the heavy set man proudly.

"Good! And you," to the little thin dyspeptic, "have a strong imagination."

"Worse than any opium smoker's," replied the little dyspeptic.

"Good again!" exclaimed the tall man. "I've got an old press and a font of type, and that's all we need. We'll set to work now, and next Sunday afternoon we'll get out an extra Howler or Bazoo or something similar with a full account of the triple murder, the death of Queen Victoria, and the shooting of the czar of Russia. An imagination to concoct the story, a press to print it and lungs to sell it ! Gentlemen, the combination can't be beaten." --Chicago Tribune.