Saving And Spending

"I saved up $3.08 last year," said Wallis proudly. 'And I suppose yau spent it on presenta f or your papa and mamma?" asked the visitor. "Yes," said Wallis. -That is, all but $3 of it." - Harper's Bazar. The man who, after studying a hundred women, thought he knew the sex thoroughly, admitted, on intímate acquaintance with the one hundred and first, that he was densely ignorant of the nature of any one of them. The living alumni of the University of Michigan are $dd to number twice as many as the living alumni of any other educational institution in this country. Harvard is reported to be next. witli Yale a good third.