How The West End Farmers Take To Their Athens Citizenship

The Germans at the west end of town have au idea that, by saving characteristic to their race, they mak e up that extra tax penny. Well, Uncle Fritz in future will take his Vesperbrod minus Limburger. Our Prussian farmer, who is going to look after the hygiëne of the "West End," is providing his pets with an extra mess, so that the Eastenders might have something with their bean soup for commencement. That book farmer, who even don't know enough to combine poultry with horticulture, the other day found a PIymouth Rock egg and put it in his large coat pocket, where he generally keeps garden seeds. By and by he seated himself to raise bonanza oats pn paper. When he got through, he found his chicken liad hatched prematurely, that some of Uncle Sam's choice seeds, which generally go to the wrong place any way, were spoiled. His better half, however, is going to make up for his expensive experiments by saving on curtain lectures over notorious absent mindedness. It is time for the regents of our dear U. of M. to establish two new easy chairs, one for culture, tne other tor poultry, just like those Cornell fellows have done some time ago. John is saving ablacksmith bilí. His horses are doingbetter and arehealthier without those unnatural iron appendages. Sister Caroline is putting on an extra smile. Those eastern batches don't seen to know where lots of happiness are located. Our jurist farmer is laying out a peach orchard. May be he has an idea tbat those east end extensión boomers, who, in jumping f rom Hainilton's pond - making their bow to those big peach orchards- landing with their tape line on a point Ieading to the village of Chicago, might pay their respects to his peach orchard when it gets into bearing. His neighbors think that they could help his honor, the mayor, out of his dilemma. Our jurist neighbor would not illuminate the city attorneyship with havanas, electricity is good enough for him and the "West End." Our jolly Fischer is singing: "Lieb Vaterland kannstruhigsein," Our land and Hengland of the "West End" next. The west ender believes in woman suffrage.