To The Adrian Press

The "Adrián L'ress" has presented me to its millions of readers in very modest attire, cousisting of one suspender, a paper collar, and no shirt. Xow, Smith, this is an outrage. You might have given me the old overalls you wore to camp-meetiüg last suminer, if only to shield me from the attacks of the festive mosquito, whose nipper is sharper than the forged points of the Smith.