Frolics Of The Mind

term 8 "cold cash" and "a cool milli a i-e often supposed to have come into the language with the modern iceman.- I Philadelphia Times. Chappie - Deah me, I find I must take Bome kind oL vigorous exercise to build lip my muscle. Miss Carver- I know just the thing. Let me teach you this new embroidery stitch. - Chicago ínter Ocean. Harvey Lawton says that a baby is "a new wave on the ocean of life." Mrs. Lawton perhaps thinks that a fresh gquall would expressit better. - Horned Eagle Optie. A relie of a lost race- the empty pocketbook.- Boston Bulletin. A well known colonial judge, who is an ! Irishman, recently told a witness who was somewhat verbose in his answers to "hold his tongue and give his evidence clearlv." - Tit-Bits. Oddly enough, the homeliest of old inaids are generally girls who were matchless in I their youtb. - Buffalo Courier. The man who is too fond of his ante I ally makf-i the acquaintance of his uncle.- Texas Siftings. A citizen of Georgia has in his keeping two efr;ssid to be 4 iyiai-s oid. Here's$10 i that says t .!:obe eggs can't be beat.- Arkansaw Traveler. "Alvvays get in the flrst blow," says a writer. People who live in districts where j cyclones flourish should puste this in their hats. - Texas Siftincc1;. The small boy with the seat of his troueers torn is not a landlord, but he frequently raises the rent by standing on his head. - Dansville Breeze. In spite of his earnest efforts to gain their confidence Professor Garner is hardly on speaking terms with the monkeys yet.- Chicago Tribune. The leaviug trees announce the coming summer. - Lowell Courier. The latest bomb explosión in Paris killed a poet. This is better.- Chicago Dispatch. Squildig- The piano next door makes me swear every time I hear it played. McSwilligen- That's odd. It's an upright piano. - Pittsburg Chronicle. When a man is locked up for being full, it seems proper that his friends should want to bail him out.- Philadelphia Record. It is the man in the poker game who carries things with a high hand.- Puck. "For once I'm going to have my own weigh," she said asshe stepped on the scale and deposited a penny in the slot.- Arkansaw Traveler. This is the season of the year when the awning maker begins to put the remainder of mankind in the shade. - Buffalo Courier. You can learn from any three singers in a church quartet just what the trouble with the fourth singer in the quartet is. - Somervüle Journal. The Spcctacled Girl - Have you read "Ships That Pass In the Night?" The Auburn Haired Girl - No. What kind are tbey- courtships?- Indianapolis Journal. The Euglish lauguage is the only tongue in which it is proper to declare that one is enjoying very poor health. - Galvestoii News. Vv'hen a man is vaccinated, he usually sees the point.- West Union Gazette. He - Have you ever noticed what simple tastes Mrs. Allcash has? She - Goodness, yes! I met her husband today. - ínter Ocean. "Fweddy looks awfully distrait and abstracted these days." "Yes; some one told him that the pink shirt would not be worn this spring."