Too Smart For The Doctor
The dunghter of awell knowu jockey was very ill, having canght a severe cold. A cioctor was seut tor and was buttonholed by the mother, whorequested hiin to favor her by advising her danjïliter not. to weai' low ankled shoes. The dnughter was Kent tor, aud, after her tongue had beeu givtm the usual out of door exercise, the man of inediciue said: "Ah, you are suffering from what we medical in en cali a low shoe cold, aud 1 must prohibit you from wearixtg such shoes iu the future. " The young lady started, and, taking off one of the oft'ending shoes, exclaimed: "Since you are so clever, tloctor, as to look at my tongue aud teil me what is amiss with my feet, will you be kind euough to louk at niy foet aml teil me wbether mytriuge is properly adjusted?" He travo ut) Drescribintc for smart girls.
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