"great On The Spread."

Not long ago a yoxing Vermonter, wbo is said to be régarded as a genius in his native village applied to the tnanagiiig editor of a city newspapcr of wide circulation i'or a position as reporter. "Have you had any experieDce?" inquired the editor, with suspioious blandÜOSS. "Woll, I reckon I have, " answered tho young man. "AnJ I can teil you one tbing, sir, if you want a fellow that's grcat on the spread I'm the aiai for you. I guess auy of the folks in Creektowii won ld agree to that. " "Indeed," said the editor in appareut surpriso. "Yes, sir," Raid the young man. "Why, last winter, when the Widow FlanderB' houhouse was burned to the grouud, I reported it for the Creektown Spider. I had five columns of description, two columns and a half of notea and reruarks and two woodcuts, showing the tracks made in tho snow by the hens and chiokens tbat escaped, besides two woodcuts taken from kodak views of the Widow Flanders as she appeared bef ore and after the flre. " As he finished this extraordinay statement the youug man 's face assumed a calmly expectant look, which it was the editor'a