His Hard Luck Story

Mr. McSwat - I made a most amioyiug discovery thís morning about a clock I 've had in niy house for the last sis years. Mr, Chngwater - Turned ont tobe an fight day o'cluck, I suppose, and you'd beea wiuding it regularly evory ruorníng for - "Oh, 110. Tbat's the oíd, oíd story. This is aitogether different. I thought it was an eighc day, aud uuder that impressioii I liad wound it regularly every Sunday morning for six years. My vvife bad beeD winding it theother niornings of the woek and sayiug uothiug to me oboutit. Thismorniugshoforgot it, and