Depew's Chicago Story

Chauncey M. Depew has a story which ho won't teil when ho gocs to Chicago. Hcro it is: "Therewas once a prominent man in Chicago, who, liko all others out thero, had a very exalted opinión of his town. He dicd, and wheu ho rcached his eternal homo ho lookcd about him witfa much surprise and Eaid to tho attoudant who had opened tho gato tor him: 'Eeally, thi? does great credit to Chicago. I expccted some chango in heavon.' "Tho attendant pycd the Chioagoan a second, and theu ohserved, 'This isu't hcavcn. ' "■