Adrian Press Washtenawisms

The Anu Arbor Choral union bas grabbed Time by the top kuot, so to ipeak, and begun its preparations for the May festival of 189 6. The Theodore Thomas aggregation has been placed uuder contract, and the price of season tickets is already announced. A year or so ago a buil hooked a poet at Willis and nearly killed him. Bulls are soinetiines impetnous, but do not always lack judgment. Another man there was terribly hurt in the face last week while testing milk. A bottle burst and fllled his face with the fluid. The WhitmarshPutnam ga well at Milán continúes to gush like an old time greenbacker. Arrangements are being made to harness it for domestic service. The Leader remarks with a fine squirt of descriptive fancy; "In the evening it is a strange and lurid sight to see the geyser - water aud fire combined - blazing and spouting many feet in the air. ' ' Miss Rose M. Wood-Allen, a young lady of the Ann Arbor high school, graduated to the essay of " A PsychoChemical Discovery," built on the microbe theory, the argument being that human character and thought would yet be detrmined by analysis of the bacilli contained in individuals. Microbes 'she avers, may be exchanged by kisses. It pains us to not be able as yet to embrace Miss Rose M. Wood-Allen's position when she offers her kissing theory ; but we cannot suck a new doctrine, the proof of which is not within reach. The only way in which Miss Rose M. Wood-Allen can establish theorthodoxy of her theory with us will be under the reciprocity act, through the medium of an osculatory swap. She is invited to browse around our mustache. Prof. Geo. Dennison, of Milan, last week took a Hack and departed for the state of matrimony, arriving safely. He was imited in marriage to Miss Nina C. Hack, at the üome of the bride, and after a wedding bauquet both took a, hack for the Wabash depot. The bride's brother, Milton Hack, was married the evening previous, and the quartette rolled away on the same train.