A Queer Shampoo

In one of the hotel barber shops a email Italiau boy named ,loe offlciates with the whisk brooru. The other day the hotel housekeeper sent down to the proprietor of the shop and asked hini to fix her up a bottle of shampoo. He fixed it and told Joe to take it np to the honsekeeper. "You teil her," said the barber, "to take half a teacup of the shampoo and pnt it in two teacnps of water and appiy-" Joe took the shampoo and went np to the housekeeper with it. In a short time he carne back, and the barber asked, "Give it to her all right?" "Yes," said Joe. "With the directions?" "Yes," said Joe again. Half an hou. later the barber noticed the housekeeper out in the hall, lookic curiously iuto the shop. He walked oei to where she was. "Helio!" shesuid. "Wbichisit? Are you drunk or erazy?-" "What do yon mean?" asked the barber, with much dignity. "You must be one or the other, jwdging froin the message you sent np witb nat shampoo. " "What message? did I send?" "Joe told me jou said to teil me to make a cup of tea and put it in the tle and He a bout it !"-