Broke Up The Party

At a card party in the northwest a few evenings ago a cross eyed man was posing as the man who knew it all, giving his positive opinions 011 evevy snb ject in a loud voice and otherwise inaking hitnself a general nuisauce. A Boston girlwaa particularly annoyed at the lordlyair lie assumed and theattaoks he had made on some of her pet theories. She made up her raind to bowl Max over if she ever got a chance. It carne sooner than expected. A few minutes later the Boston girl was the partner of the cross eyed man, who immediately proceeded to give elabórate instractions as to how certain cards should be played to insure them the game. He finished by saying, "Now, go ahead, Miss Back Bay, and remenaber I have my eye on you. " Shenever looked up, but iu the most innocent way imaginable, said, "Which eye, Mr. ■