Monroe Democrat Items

The birth of a chiJd is noted in the Aun Arbor Argus, uDder the heading "Local Brevities. " Another "admiral Dot?' Miss Elsie Johnson, an Adrián stenographer, stepped throngh a hole in the sidewalk into a $2,500 judgrnent for damages. An Aun Arbor colored man last week took poison because his wife refnsed to remove to Toledo with him. He was insane without a doubt. The millennium for Prinoe Mike the "flying roll Christ" now doing time in Jackson for seduction, will expire in August. "Toyour tenta, O, Israel!" Our exchanges are chuokliDg over a new game oalled "Kditors' Delight," whioh is said to have millions in it, if you can onlv get them out. - Ypsilantian. How does the snggestion of a fine-tooth comb strike you? A nugget of .pure copper was receutly discovered on the farm of Jacob Snyder, of Oxford, last week. It is thought to have been dropped by the meltiug drift of the glacial epoch. A nugget of pure brass has been discovered in Detroit, "driftiug" about and bearing the hieroglyphics ''H. S. P. " Of course, the Times will go to Heaven when the end of all things is come. But if perchance an error is committed by the powers that be and the Times should flnd itself in the bad place with the Adrián Press and the Monroe Democrat. - Washtenaw Times. Stop right there. The Times and Press will travel in the hot ashes without the company of the Democrat. Aun Arbor's little Jimmie Blytheman whose record of thefts distances all competition for ayouth of nis years, has just been released on suspended sentence. He seems to have a charmed life, the devil kindly watches over him and furnishes a cushion for him to fall on. Before this item is in print, Blytheman will probably be under arrest for a new theft, and perhaps releasea again. Id a Wyandotte inarsh near the cemetery, some boys recently caught a mudturtle. He had sometime been canght before, as somebody had printed on his back the words, "Chew 's plug tobacoo." That is ' the style in which some people advertise. They skip the uewspapers and send out their advertisemeuts by mud turtle express. Long before the turtle was recaptured, the sheriff had undoubtedly closed out the tobáceo merohant at publio sale.