What A Printer Doesn't Do

A priuter doesu't rush to a doctor every time he ia out of "sorts," nor to the baker wneu he is out of "pie," nor to heil wben he wants the "devil," nor to the woodpile when he wants a "stick," nor to the bible when he wants a good "rule," nor to the gun shop when he wants a "shootiugstick," nor to a oabiuet shop whea he wants "furniture," nor to the bank when he wants "quoins, " nor to a girl when he wants a "press," nor to the lawyer when he has a "dirty case," nor to the bntcber when he wants "phat," nor to the pump when he is dry and has ten cents in his