A Cyclist's Wants

Cnstomer - I see that you advertise to supply cyclists with necessary parts to replace those lost or damaged by accideut. Cyole Dealer - Yes, sir. Oustomer (taking out bis list) - Well, please give me two fingers aud a thumb for a gentleman of 50, a decent sort of a uose for a girl of 19, a left leg for my mother-in-law, two right aud three left ribs for myself, aud please jnst send a inan up and ruea. re my wife for a broken neck. She hasu't got it yet, but she's getting