Opposed On Esthetic Grounds

A phrenologist has been wandering about the city looking for bumps. He went into a down town establishment the other day and made his business known. He was told there was a man up stairs who wanted his head read. He went up stairs and accosted the probable customer with the query, "Wonld you like ycur head read?" To his disgust, the other replied, "No, I don't like red beads. " As the bump manipulator departed he heard the man in the office add, "And when I want