Adrian Press Items

A lot of Manchester lads shot at a mark the other day, with suoh sucoess that one of thein, Jake Luckhard, lugged home a bullet in his foot. The syllables of his last name should be trausposed. A Chinese war prevails in A-jn Arbor. Hing Lee, and Weey Pey, discharged Lee Niog Bung Chung for laziness, he froze to part of the washae maohinery and won't give it up 'by dlam sight." Eacb side has hoisted the dirty shirt, and the courts may have to adjudícate. The rag weed and hay fever patients are squaring off at each other in dead earnest. - Hillsdale Leader. This is singular! Why should rag weed and hay fever patients be sqnariug off at each other? What with sneezing, it seems as though eacb would have his hands full, minding his own business. It is reported that four of Dundee's youtbs.who lately started out as "Railroad Jacks," are doing service breaking stone, in Detroit, having been taken by the "cops" in that city while riding freight cars. - Dundee Reporter. Why thifi partiality? Why this orimiuation in freights?" There's Railroad Jauk himself - the oops allow him the t'reedom of the towns oa wfcricb he feecis, lionize him, let him addtess orowas aud boast that he rides free aud does not work. The railroad employés uever "put him off" nor cut his hammook from under the oar. Kow why should this dirty devil do as he pleases aud his apostles get iuto tbe stoue yard for tryiug to do as he does? There is uo use in aiguiüg - it isn't right.