A Reasonable Request

Restful Rogers (ringing suburbanite's doorbell at 1 a. m.) - 'Scuse me, pard, but me and Weary Willy and Dusty Rhodes and Frosty Fagin is a-tryin' ter sleep in your barn, and wouldn't yer be kind enough ter chloroform dat kid, or put ñim under a tub, or do suthin' to 'im ter make 'im stop yeüiii' so infernal loud?-