A Cruel Joke

A Cruel Joke

Sandy Pikes--Billy, de wickedness of dis world is appallin.

Billy Coalgate--What's de matter now, pard?

Sandy Pikes--Why, I went over and asked dat lady fer a quarter to get me hair trimmed.

Billy Coalgate--What did she say?

Sandy Pikes- Asked me if I'd have it trimmed wid ribbon or lace.--Chicago News.