Concerning Women

She was the prtttiest giri, I ween, That mortal eyes had ever seen : Her name is Anabel Christine, Her hangs wcre curled with bandoline, Her cheeks were smoothed with vaseline, Her teeth were brushed with fintdentine, Her luce was washed in coa line, Her zIovcb were cleaned with gasoline, She worc a dress oi" grenadine, Looped over a skirt of brilliantine. Her pLtticoat WU boinbazine, Her loot was shod with kid bottine, Her wounds were healcd with cosmolinc, Stic wUed away from Muscatine, lu ii ship they cmlted a brigantine. She tlirtcd with a gay inurine TiU they reached tli' RepubHc Argeotine, Where they vere married by n d And lived on oleoniaruarine.