What The Women Say At Weddings

fbllowlnc remarla have mosily been said time mier thne I uil oor "tony weúllng, aml will ii' gold agaln and again o n i-viTy surh occasion : Ilere Bhe comí I. l'rctty, isu't Btl'e? Wbomada hr draw? Is it surah silk or satin ? Ia bet veil real luce y She's as white as the wull ! Wonder how mach heg wortb ! l)id he give her tlmse diamonde ' He'i sc.ircd ti) deuth! Isn't she the cool piece 'l'hiit truin's a hqrrld ghape ! Isn't hei umi lier a dowdy Aren't tbe briilcsm.ii.U hotnely '' Tliai's a bandaome nsher ! lla-n'i gbe a ente I Üle hand? Wonder wbat number her ({Ion i are? T bey gay her shoes are Öïea 11 lila hafr lmt parted In thé mlddle? WMider Mat on earth ilie man-ied hiin fpr? Por li is èikiiii'v , of course ! Isn't lic baUdsome? lle's ;is liuMjilj iu .. li J„, jir ' - - - Um Inon (ïke :i circus olown ' No, lic's likc g dancing laaster! Good enough for liet, Hnyway Slic was ilways :i Stuck-up ttling! Slic'll hc worse than ever non ' lied Saiu Somebody, dldn'l Bhei No, lu; liever iskc.l her l' He Ictt town, anyway. Thele. Illr uimiuin ijaS CgOn. I-n'i lic twkwttrd? Whiti' as his eolfañ ' Wliy louL thev Mui i y PP DM Bhe s:iy gbe vrould '.'obey ?" Vrhat a preclous fooi ! Tlierc, they are manïeil ! Doean't tbe look happy f l'ily if she woiililn't! (Wigh I were in bcr placel) What a h.iiKl.soinc couple : Shc was al'.vays a weet Httle t hing? ijracefiiliy ghe walks ! Deur me, what airs she puts mi ' Wouldn't be in her place for a I'ann! I'll het those jewels were hired. Well, she's oft' her father's handt at last ! Doesn't she cling tifrhtly to him, thoitgb ! She has a mortgage on him now, II upe they'll he happy. They say she's awliil smart. Too smart for liim hy a jugtul ! There ! they are irettin; in the carriago ' Thai magnifleent drea will besquasbed ' The way shc does look at him ! I bet she worships hiin Woosbíp be baiigedl ne's only making helieve ! U's kiml of nlce to gei marrieü, snt il f No, it's a dreadl'iil borfl Wasn't it a stupiil redding! What dowdy oreases ! I'll never o to another ! I'm jllSt PUltocale.l ' Tired to ileath ! Olail lts iiver! Oh, daar '