The Editor

The editor .1 mei animáis cal led mankind, i I a kind 111:111 He U perfertly harmlegt v ntti hia ilcn wilhoul fe;ir. l'.ni lie i.. Che sijrli t of a poet makes hila wíld. He ís then crv dsngerous, and ¦ Imdily liunn lo :ill witldu bil reucll. lie is :ilsi niiirli wronghl np lien a niiin coplea in irltl :i littlc trille he ha ul dashed olí. 'J'hexs 1 une t liiiijr thal must be sald 11 tlic odítor's dispraife. ll tnind 10 biased by long thinking in a eert&in dirección iIimÍ he dlalikea verv mucli to lonk up ou bullí idi s ot a question. Thrrefi you valué yoursafety, never approncli hlm wiili iiKUHifcrii't wiitten 011 Imtli nidet ol your paper. The editor! bardeal i;k li to dUpose ol lila time. It la raoDotonoua llfe indeed, Wcrr il llOt lor the khidne ol' lile few handred people who cali upon liira everj d;iy, to enlien bUdulI llfe witil Btorlen oi i luir , oftlieir brand-new ciitcri illi aniiililiivian anecdotes. tVhen you (rrow np to be in id rumen, cldldien. remeinbcr tliis, and gienl all the tune you ran In UWBanrtum Of toe editor. lie íoves compuny so nnieli, you know he lo Mt gflent and alone Coi ¦ whole hall' ininnte. Is il not loo bwl? The buéiiiegn of the editor la to entertain ilineiant lecluiei, bmik eanv i-n -i ¦ (liante tféhds, and other phOanUiropists. He giro whole dj to theee. Be wrítu Ids ediloiiaU al niglit'ulUjr lia has g. I ni' editor never so iiappy h wlien he swritinL' compllmeutary uouces. Kor lo ei iis' ni th ot present be will gladlv gire 10 wwthof advertí tu f - all on account of i lie i). 1 en liiin to write, you know, elnldreii. He loves to write neai little ipccbeaand iriglit witly poeffla tor jieople without iralns u wUh to peu In public. It is mi ia-y to ÚO lilis thal he MHiiHiim-s quite 1 lile when an liouror tWOilassea w i 1 1 1 - tul .111 opportUDlty to do soinelhing ot the iilld. The editor dines at sil the hotels free, he traels free, theatie open w de tlieii iloors o hilo, hi tailor elolliea hiin gratit, hif uitcher añil jtrócer furnisli liim with food without nionev and without priee. In -hort, bis every want U provided fór. He liis prinefly sálary In building ¦hurelies and s hool-houseí in foreign inda. By all lucan-. cliildrtn, be edilors. Of mirse, it would be bettor it yon could be lod carriers or dray hor-es. üiit, as thal