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Wide A wake Druggists. Messrs. H. J. Brown & Co. are always alive totheir business, and spare n pains to secure the best of every article in their line. They have secured the agency for the celebrated Dr. King's New Discovery for Consumption. The only certaiu eure knowii for Consumpton, Coughs, Colds, Iloarseness, Asthuia, Hay Fever, Bronchitis, or any affection of the Throat and Lungs. Sold on a positive guarantee. Trial Bottles free. Regular size, $1.00. " Is the howling of a dog always followed by death?" asked a little girl of her father. "Not alwayp, my dear; soiuetimes the man tliat shoots at the dog misses liiui," was the parent's reply. Files and Bugs. Flies, roadles, ants, bed-bugs, rats,inice, gophera, chipmunks, cleared out by " liough on Rats." 15c. The good looking cook is a tnasher, a great rnasher, a potato masher.- Ex. (ESDon't wear dingy or faded things when the ten-cent Diamond Dye will make them rood as new. They are perfect and cost but 10 ets. It is related as a singular fact that fat meu never commit crime. It doesn't seem so singular when you reflect that it is difflcult for a fat man to stoop to anything low. Thousaiids Say Ho. Mr. T. YV Atkins, Girard, Ktn., writes: "1 never hesitate to recommend your Electric Bitters to my cistomers, they give entire satsfaction and are rapid Bellers' Electric Bitters are the purest and best medicine known and will positively cure Kidney and Liver complaints. Purify tlie blood and regúlate the bowels. No family enn afford to be without them. They will save hundreds of dollars in doctor's bilis every year. Sold at fifty cents a bottle by H. J. Brown & Co., Any girl will teil you that gold bangles are warmer than worsted wristlets. - " 1 buy Dr. Benson's Celery and Chamomile PMs and introduce them uhereter I go. Personal knowledge and experience of tlieir effects on other prompt this aet." Rev. J. P. Fugett, Rector St. Lukes Ch , Mversburjt, Pa. 50 ets at druggiste. The notion of havirig your house connected with the church by telephone is utterly absurd. How's your wife to see bonne'.s by telephone ! The enervation and lassitude of spring time are but indications of the sluggish action of the bluod, overloaded with carbonates accumulated by the use of heating food in winter. This condition may be remedied by theuseof Ayer'sSarsaparilla the best blood purifier known. 'Thank heaven," exclaimed a fond father, as he paced the floor .at midnight with his howling heir ; "lliunk heaven you are not twins !'' ( Decline of Man. Nervous Weakness, Dyspcpsia, i tence, Sexual Debility, cured by "Wells1 Health Renewer." $1. , juary ,'ane, saiu LMCKey, " sn t tliis weatlier too cold for potatoes ? " Dickey, ' said Maiy Jane, "itisn't cold that takes off the potatoes ; it's consuraption " "O," said Dickey, "I never lived on a farm." - Journal. Wells' "Kough on Corns. Ask for Wells' " Rough on Corns." 15c. Quick, complete, permanent cure. Corns, warts, bunlous. Nothing s better calculated to destroy a man's equaniniity than to have a lady walk np to him while he is lingering near a fruit-stand and offer him two cents for an apple, when in reality he is only waiting for r horse-car to come along- Puck. As a superb hair dressing and renovator Ayer's Hair Vigor is universally commended. It eradicates scurf and dandruff, curesalleruptionsanditchingsofthescalp promotes the renewed growth of the hair, andsurely prevenís its fading or turning gray. ¦ A woman may do questionable things during her lifetime, but wlien she comes to her wedding she always stands up for the rite. $100 Keward Is offered for any case of Catarrh that cant be cured with Hall's Catarrh Cure. Taken iiiternally. Price 75 cents. SoldbyEberbach & Sou. The fence of a graveyard in Pennsylvania bpars an inscriphon in large white letters, "Use Jones' bottledale ifyou would keep out of here." - No matter what may be the name, or how long standing the trouble, Dr. Benson's Skin Cure will always cure skin diseases. Grateful hundreds of cured paticnts attest this fact. $1. at druggists An official and volunteer organist of a church not 100 miles froni Ehzabeth was once nsked to asslst in passing around the píate. lie replied that he dlünt object to playing the organ, buthe did object to being monkey, Swajne's PHIs- ('orafortliig to the Si-k. Thousandsdie from negleet to properly treat inipure blood, constipation, dyspepsia, malaria, apoplexy, liver, kidney, heart diacases, dropsy, and rheumatism. But to the debilitated burdened wilh guch serious sicknes., we eonscientiously recommend ''Swayne's Pilis," whicii oontftin medicinal properties possessed by no other remedy. Sent by mail for 25 cents, box of 30 pills; 5 boxes, $1, (in stamps). Address Dr. Swayne&Son, Philadelphia, Pa. Sold by Druggists.