"Pass the por nnd benus, dear motlier, For I'ni hungry as a hog, True, I had a picnic dinner, Slttlng on nn aucieat log. But Adolph was t luw, dcar mother, And I faln wouia have lilm thluk lam of ethereal makc-up, For, mamma, lie's got tlio chlnk ; So I only ate a morsel Of a dalnty frosted cake, And a peanut and a ralsin - Wave all solld grub the shake. Pile the provender around me, For I'm famishiug, by gum I Ain't 1 1 1 i- ham and beans deliclous, Ohlyum! yum ! yum! yum! ynin! yuml"