"a Little Nonsense."

- It is a wise heu that kiiows a poreelain egg from a white door-knob. - A facetious swell, who daneed with a coup 1c of Chicago girls at a party, recently, romarked that although he liked rings on his tingers, he couldn't stand belles on his toes. - Texas Biftings. - Amateur tenor (jiist f rotn Paris) - "And have you never heard of Gouuod'sCrepuseule'?" Uninusical laiiy - Oh, dear! No, how dreadful! ís it au vt hing like spinal meningitis?" - Life. - A lady whose husband ahvays kept late hours, and whose front name was William, on being asked what she oonsidered the greatest aODoyanoe, promptly replied, a Kill that was always overdue. - Chicago Sun. - "What have you been drinking or eating?" exclaimed his wife, as he returned late at night. "Liqnor-ish!" he responded, and Uien he wLnkcd at hlmself in the dark and breathod thin till hp Bilt. """ llorrni mf