's Luck As Usual,

Th is campaigii, on the oppositlon side, aotneUiing lil;c Artemua Wurd's nmle n tlui show. U wil) be remenibered tfaal Ite was ";m lunoosiii' ouss." s i. the congloiucintcd of itmalgüinateü po!Iticlans and partics forining the po.itlou, "amoosin'." 'l'lie pooling of cotmty oundidates, state candidates, electora, etc., ly the demócrata, greeubHckers, anti-monopollst?, etc., etc, reininda us very miuli of a large party who went lishlug once. They all agreed to )ool the "catch," that is, pat all tlio tish caught in i larije receptacle prepared for the occasion, and wlien they got through flsbing they were to divide upprorate. Well, thiuga went alonji switnmlngly, untll they got reudy to go home, wht-ii ¦ oach ïisueruiun marched up to tlic box containlng the "catch" willi a long cord In liis hands 011 whloh tostrlng iiis aliare of tlie iish. Uut upon openlag the box it was found that there were only three üttle Iish to divide among ten gieat fishennen. Eacli one of the party had left the Work of catching thu iish to liis nelghbor, and proceeded to have a good time, believing that the otliers would do the work for the fan of it and Iliat liis sliafe would bc ampie aiiyway. The genera] seiimniage that ensucd over those threc iish was terrible to relate. The HubbaM-Breezee-Journn] war at Detroit last week was a gentío zephyr in comparison. !So it will be u ith the CTuwflgfa combination. AVIien they o to string their Msh there won't be any to string. and tlien the circus will commeuce.