Ye Local Would Like To See

The New Orleaiïs exposition. Coal ashes kept out of the streets. The wind blow hot listend of colli. A newapaper man without enemies. Ilains and pancake tlmber come down. L-iw always justice and justice always Iaw. Politeness in the man wtao has a raging tootlniehe. Money as plenty ns the holtday gofxls are tempting. Prohibición - of tramps and the tramp ?utaance, both. All the girls wlio desire to get marrted before leap year expires. Tlie co erts of the junior lits. and senior medies wear the s-tile-ish class liats. Tlie republicana win baek the money in that they lost in 1884 - witli interest. The Toledo _& Ann Arbor R. R. build Is missing link from South Lyons to OWOPS(V Aflnuini;artfsian well wliere lle town pu nip now plays its part - no mineral wnter desired. Hon A. J. öawyer :i candidate for just'cc of the snpreme conrt on the republican ticket next spring. A good lookiiig " art ball " erected opon the campus for the reoeptiou of the fainoii H. C. JLewis art g.iüery. The (Joukieb in erery house in tiie cmiuty. (It wonld be a happy dny for the county) - and ;i still happier one for the peopfe. The stone wilk around the public square jrjmded up or the earth around it graded ctewn. Asitis the ponds are too nuinerons wiien it rains. The pestiferous house fly which has been blizaing aboutourearsanddragging liis dirty lit'flle feet tlirough the fresb ink in our manuscript f o a fortnight, eurled op on Thoreday manáag, made a last desperate ffort to retain hïs hold on the coilinof, lost liis flip and feil to tire lloor deail as a herring, ïto more shall we be obliged to stop in the mkklle of a sentence to flap hlra awav f roía our nose, gonge hini out of oor ear, punch him out of our Bye?, or .pis him fur away trom the lip u pon which ho loveO to sit and sip and sip. We are not vhutietive - we kuow it Is wrong to bread on a fellow foe, but when a f'ellew acts like tlaat fly did, sits Eiround md winks ansUautrlisatus, watehing au oppoitunity to dait down npon our nose, or in to our ye, itan anguanled moment - wout go ooi when we open Ihe door and einpliatieally expresa our desire upon t Luit subject - when we eoiiskter tliat lie lingLied a wkiolc montli after his l)k had bllüked up for the wiii!erT tor the piirpose it' getting that inocli longer time in rbicti to pmettee liis cusscdDess, we can't say that we are sorry Umt heiell and broke his neck. Taffy i'rom the Moiint Pleasant Enterprise : "The All Albor Coukisr isa uewspaper, HmoQg all of onv exchani;es lliat w.Mr2V(ir fail to reaolL The fact is, we know The Courikk before we remove the wra#$er, and wheu we see a ood thing in LdBüf). BeaJ, we just once n a whlle take the liberty to reproduce it in our " Notis. trom Kxchaiijjes." Trb Uoubier is eertatuly familiar with ood Lhiiigs,and that ís why we like to rtad it." Tuose " pure" Journals tl; New York Times, and Evening Post, Springtield Ke publican, llarper'.s VVeekly, etc., are iiow "sneukiiig" Uack into the republi:-an party " very hungry" - perhaps ¦ ïceity thirsty" - after republican subscribers. 'l'hcy have done their very worst, and tind that the demócrata whom iliey have elevated to power, do uot subserlbefor tbéir publlcations. Theybetter itay out in the cold awhile. The Mason News femarks: "Morris Topping, of Plainfield, reoesUly hul an interview with president Ledyard, of the Michigan Central, ïn.ielatioii to the Dcxtor cnt-off. Mr. Ledyard sald the road would SUily be huilt jast as soon as ïuoney matters get a little easler. Our citizens will do well to bear tbia road in in ï ii il and bc ] re ptired to it aid as soon as the proper time arrivés." The Aun Artior and Ypsl. papers are quarrellng over tlie amount which ahould be appiopriateci for the building of anevv JaiJ. Aan Albor wants a $20.000 j-ül and Ypsi. tliiuks a $10,U0U one good enoughTwenty thousand dollars, honcstly and udiciously expended would be none too great a sura for the building of a jail for a oonnty with the populatiou and Wealth of Washteuaw. - Saline Observer. The Oonnectfcut feliow who predicted sleighing from Thanksgivtng to spring, bas rone to Ohio to juin Thurman, Pendleton and Hoadley in their searhG foi Clevelaud's cabiuet. l'ride maki'S us esteem ourselves; vanity makes us desire the esteem of others. - Blair. For 20 years Heiiry F. Baleorn, of Shirley, Mass., suffe red with rheuinatism. He found no relief tilt he took Hood'ê Sarsaparilla. You may take tlie rreatest trouble and by turning it arouml Bnd joy on the other side.