What Water Will Cure

Únele Zack Baker of Benton county, ií lnterested n i mineral spring. He lias not attempted to introduce a bilí offerin the spring as an amendment to the consti tution, a piece' of legislation thou;l], Whlch naay be expected from him. "What is thc water good íoif" asked the speaker of the House. "Good for everytliinr. It will cureany case of the yaller janders in the world. Tell you wbat's a fact A feller carne along souie time ago wkh a yaller doj: He was the yallerist doc I ever saw, bui lie feil in Chat spring and when lie carne out he was as white as a sheet." "How is it for rheumatUm ? ' "III tell you what's a fact. Do you know young Alf WUson?" "I think so." "Well, Alf had the rhumatiz so bad tliat lie liad to cany one legón liis shoulder. He drank tliat water for three weeks and can now jump a ten rail fence." "Will it cure lying?'f "Will it? Tell you what's a fact. A Little Rock newspaper man carne up there somc time aeo, and now you cau