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- A man is always wanting somo one o tell hini how handsome he 8. A wornan will just stand before i nd see for herself. - Spñngfii ter. - Scientists claim that ci ig Iflïnii to idiuey. W'i' iow true this is, (it :ir Hocy leada to cig Siftmgs. - A scientific jonmal sav "few ftehes ie a natural death." That is not. our ault. Just a3 niany dio a natural eathaaif we didn't go a-fishing; - ¦ istown Ilerald. - The worm is not the most d hing in the world whon it can sleep in owers, travel iu peaohea ana he winter in the piou ohestnut - Orleans Picayune. - An Oliio court decides that a i and is the legal owner of h - clothes. It is to be hoped that in uture hewill takeoff his high hatwl w aud she are at the theater. -Olive Logan says that the Rap or which the' Briüh Government !3ö0,000 is a bad picture. This - ciles us in part to the disappointnaent in not securing it for our private c - OU City Dcrrick. - This is the way the ladies cor their meauiutf : Mis. Bcowa- "Ho that dear little baby of yours. Smith?' "It was dreadhilTy sick last week; thought it would die, but ïearlv welT noiv.' . Suaith. ¦o, ïm so sorry." a NÜibutgh Chror - A New York lady wants a receipt 'for making dn iraid." If this lady will teil us huw to make rickrack braid and what it ï after it ia made, we shall be pi send a receipt for the raat. It will I dtiy.- Boston Tra --One of the greatest puzzles to tinobserving spectator who watehed the youngsters playing Copenhagen at the ofcildren's jubilee was to know those little girls who fought so I against being kissed played the game at all. Tho.v didn't have 'to.- (Pa.) Commercial. - Hadu't yet occurred: "Will you walk into iny p:n Asked tho oi Who. ciad in corkscrew trousen Aud an Aniflo uiiUiJ.t oaiu. -wtiy wéally T lo, 1 would upon uiy word; Uut the beard 1 loaIag watt for öomehow hasn't yet dooui I - An exehange says that "tlie I pure monkey ever born in Ami the light of day recently in Scw York.'' If these Italian Counts who zo arouhd the country disfulsed a menibers of t h-Handle Musical Association are foií an adulterated article of monk American people it is about tina "Halt!" Thero is too much adulfc tion in ourfood and amnsements. - ristown Uerald. - "You should have a thermomi to ascertain the proper temperature of the water," said a fond mother to the colored nurse who was giving the I a bath. "Whaftbr?" "To teil the water is too hot or too t "Don't need no sich dockerment. Ef de chile turns blue de water am too i an' ef hit turns red den hit ara too ' And now the colored ladv is opeu I