A Suprised Petitioner

"You have been raarried to your preent wifo for the past twenty-üvo yersf and now you are suing for a divorce," gftid Judge Noonan to the applieant for aieverance of the marital tie. "Great Scott, jiulge! Ain't twontyfive years long Miough? If you kner the wonian yim wmilil wonder why I didn't apply for a divorce froin her beore I OTOT marriod her." - V. 1'. Times. Silverware 11 keep as good as uevr i tied up lu a paper bag.