The Plumber's Bill

A plpr in my crllar had brokfn Ín twaln, Aini the water was lloodlng tbc basement Uko rain; So I callod in tho plurabcr; hc went down tho Rlairs, Ana he travo me this bilí, whleh tías whitened my huirá: " To golng down cellar and looklng Rrouml, 10 " watchlntf the water soak into tho rround, 10 " wcttiTit.' inv hands whilo I raiecd up the pipe, 10 " usídk niy coat tails my flueerg to wtpe, 10 "ÏBi'ttmv my fert In a puddle o( mud, 1U " cuttiiiK my tluger and IusIiik tho blood, 10 " lusinir clifnr- the hopt nnc I h:nl, 1U " siunihliiiL' aruund till I got rery mad, 10 Total, f80