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DÏTH5W0RIIS! In promulgatintf esoteric cogitations or artlculating superficial sentimentalities and philosophical or pgychological observations, beware of platitudinous ponderoïity. Let yourj statements pos?ess a clarified conciseness, compacted comprehenslbleness, coalescent consistency and a concentrated cogency. Eschew a! conglomerations of flatulent arrulity jejune babblement andj asinine affectations. lo trying to impresa upon otlier tbe superiority, rellability, and purity o all medicines and chemicals at Goodyear' Drug Store it is not necessary to use jaw breakers. Let your extemporaneous de scanting9 and unpremeditated expatiat ons have intelligibility and veraclou vlracity, without rhodomontade er thras onical bombast. Sedulously ayoid al pollysyllabic profundity psittaceous va cuity, ventriloqual verbosity vandilo quent vapidity; shun doublé entendres prurientjocosity and pestiferous profanity obscureut or apparent. In otlier words talk plainly, naturally, sensibly, and truthtully, gay, that Goodyear's Drug Store is really the best place in Waslitenaw County to buy pure drugs, etc, at low prices; also that especial attention Is given to the careful preparation of prescriptions and family medicines. FRANCIS L YORK, M.A., Wlll recelve during THE COMING SUMMER A Limited number of Paplls In PIANO, ORC AN AND HARMONY, At greatly ie E! 15 TT C E! JD RATESApply by mail or at NO. 80 SOUTH INGALLS STREET WHITE BRONZE MONUMENTS ,4 fiRJt?e onumenlsirtf statuary. KmvTV ÊkZ MARBLE0R THE ABOVE GOODS CAN BE SEEX AT VO.53SOUTHMAIJV8T., DPPOSITE KECK'S FURNITURE STORE. BENJAMIN CULY, Agent. 81-81 w