Young Sinkins (who i pending hls week'g vacalinu at Sirntoga hotel) - "VViilter, fir the fourlh time, wil] yon hrtng me tliat - " Waiter: "Say, mlxtali, I lialn't Kt no tirui' to fc)l wid you - 'deed I uiu't. It's getthi' inijrlitv late in the seaoon. au' every minute is of walue to me. I'se got all I kin do to 'ten. ) tomycash rutonierg Now dun 't bndder me no more and I'll be 'nponfiblc t'ii yer week's lM)ard.''-TidUita. It luis been calciiluted tliat if 32,000,000 peopli' couM clF liaiids they oonld reaeü n nu in il the (flobe. Very likely, bat soiue of tlicin would get their feet twful wet.