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Lawyer (in a hoarse whisper): "Doctor, I've got such a cold this morning that I can't speak the truth." Doctor (sympathetically): "I'm glad it isn't anything to interfere with your business." - Boston Herald.
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A True Friend to the sick and suffering, is Dr. Kauffmann's great Medical Work, finely illustrated. Send three 2 cent stamps, to pay postage, to A. P. Ordway & Co., Boston, Mass., and receive a copy free.
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Two Bohemians are seated in a cabaret: "Garcon, some water," cries one of them. "Some water!" exclaims the otber. Why, what will you do with it?" "Drink It." "You must have lost your heud old man. Why, when you only get your feet wet, you catch cold. Think of the consequences of s=getting it into your stomach."
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