Alive with pleasure
How to get pleasure from tight shoes.
Tight shoes can really be a laugh, that is if they're on someone else's feet.
When tight shoes are on your feet, keep in mind:
a) They'll keep your socks pressed
b) They'll make the blood rush to your head, and you'll look like you've been to Florida
c) They'll aid agriculture, your corns will flourish
d) They'll teach your toes the true meaning of togetherness
And remember, tight shoes are always better than tight shorts.
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