Newport

Newport 

Alive with pleasure Guide

How to get pleasure  from being broke

Being broke is a state of mind, that is until your checks start bouncing all over.Then it is a state of confusion. Until you can move to another state, think of all the positives:

 a) It's inexpensive.

 b) You don't have to look for change.

c) Your relatives won't call.

d) You can paint your feet - save on shoes

e) You can create a mural - connect the cracks in your ceiling.

Remember, being broke means never having to say "I'll pay"

Warning: The Surgeon General Has Determined That Cigarette Smoking Is Dangerous to Your Health.