A Swearing General

good story going tho rounds at Fortrega Monroe, conceming a cortain General, wlio is pious cnough in creed, but on certaiu occasions, wlion his "dander" is up, can do full justico to liis feclings y "giving tliüin moutli." AVLcii the Morrimao came down, the General was all motion ; he was highly excited, and uow and tben he eased lus feelinga by eertain forciblo C'jj.culatioiis. A coutraband, who hoard liim, gives a very good description of how tho white-haired olti man moved abuut in the midst of the storm ofghellg. "By golly, boss," said he, "but dis way dat old -ïuass' Gin'ral moved abtiut dat way war a cautiou. Ho went dis way and dat way ; he went hea' and he went dar, but to hab hearne de old mass' Gin'ral BWM ! Bo.ss, it's d'j BoleatQ truf, dat de way de old Gin'ral swar was plumb