Small Boy No 1

er siiys vuur dad chuta bis house all up nnd live's down in the cellar so's to pretend tobe away for fear he'll have to qn to the war." Small Boy No. 2.- "No he haint neither. He'sonly shut 11 tbe winder on account oí the drqf." -Milwaukee Sentinel. fpg" Said fi little girl to her mother one diiv, '' Did hey ever have newtpapers befare the war ?" " Why d" you aai?" " Because I should like to koow wbat tbey bad to put in thera,'